Financial Armageddon – why it won’t ever happen and why it has already happened:
First, we need to understand a bit about quantum theory. An electron may certainly be in two places at the same time; which will depend on the observer alone…Are you with me? Anyway that is how it is and if something cannot be proved to be untrue then it may be true; in fact under certain circumstances it must be so. So where are we going with this? Well we are about to go down the rabbit hole and into the murky world of central banks and commercial bonds. In short we will take leave of ordinary common sense and enter another dimension where: “if you want to get somewhere else you will have to run twice as fast as that” (credits to Lewis Carol and Alice and Wonderland, Mark Carney and Mario Droghi, et al).
On 6th September 2016 the FT reported that the French pharmaceutical giant, Sanofi, sold EURO 1 billion of 3 ½ year debt (IOUs) at a yield of minus 0.05%. Not to be completely left behind the German consumer goods group, Henkel, sold EURO 500 million of 2 ½ year debt (IOUs) also at a yield to maturity of minus 0.05%. However, with the European Central Bank apparently offering commercial depositors minus 0.4% p.a. these bonds must surely be a bargain in a world where you lend to get back less than you started with…
So when did we cross the rubicon of financial insanity? This happened on 3rd October 2016. I know that this is correct because the Sanofi and Henkel bonds might just have been one offs and central banks negative interest rates a temporary aberration, and what is more it was predicted that this would be the date of the financial armageddon…In fact it matters not the exact time when it happened as this is impossible to ascertain. So what happens now?
Scenario one: at a secret meeting of the central bankers (dressed in bunny rabbit outfits) held at the Hilton Hotel in Pyongyang, DPRK a meeting is held and it has been decided to attempt to give money value again. Interest rates rise!!! The effects are that the above mentioned bonds go deeper into negative territory, not because they won’t be repaid (that is not known yet) but because money has ‘value’ again…and being an IOU risk is factored into it. Overextended property speculators go bust, properly prices fall (dramatically in places like central London), overleveraged and weak companies fail, the over production and supply of goods decreases, jobs are lost, banks fail and cannot be bailed out this time and there is a recession, a modest (or more likely a high level of inflation due to all the money that has been printed)… Governments try to control withdrawals of cash, a black market economy gains momentum and there is a full blown 1930s style depression.
Scenario two: the central bankers stay at home and wait for the first of them to put up interest rates but no one does… The effects are that the above mentioned bonds go deeper into negative territory, not because they won’t be repaid (that is not known yet) but because there is a very real risk that they will not be repaid….Overextended property speculators go bust, due to their commercial tenants going out of business and renter moving out of town and living with extended family, properly prices fall (dramatically in places like central London), overleveraged and weak companies fail, the over production and supply of goods decreases as companies fail, jobs are lost, banks fail and cannot be bailed and there is a recession, a high level of inflation results due to all the money that has been printed… Governments try to control withdrawals of cash, a black market economy gains momentum and there is a full blown 1930s style depression but there is still money, it is just worth a lot less.
Scenario number three: the central bankers stay at home and ‘wisely’ do nothing, they have another plan; they will stop the running of time altogether to allow time for the creation of a perpetual money making machine (PMMM). A secret research laboratory is set up to this end jointly by the Bank of Japan, The European Central Bank and the Bank of England, located 2 miles under the Arizona desert and is now hard at work…
Of course an altogether different scenario is possible, but it is unclear at present what this might be, and the likelihood of one of the above scenarios occurring, at least the first two, has increased…at the very least things will and must change and that change can in the long run be for the better.